Why am I a plumber?

Hey there, folks! Feast your eyes upon the

magnificent duo - Dan, the plumbing

enthusiast, and his dazzling partner-in-crime,

Robyn! Together with our

powerhouse, Nathan, we form a dynamic

three-person spectacle.

Now, let's get one thing straight: we're not

 in this gig because we have to be.

 Oh no, we're here because we absolutely

love lending a hand. We've got some serious

skills under our belts and know exactly how

 to tackle any plumbing predicament like pros.

You see, plumbing isn't just a job for us. It's fun

 relaxing hobby! But hold your horses, my

friends, because if you're a grumpy Gus, a rude dude,

or expect us to half-heartedly half-ass our way

through the job for peanuts, then it's time to wave

us goodbye. We're not your run-of-the-mill plumbers, after all!

But fear not, dear customers. We're all about fair play,

fair prices, and being fairer than the fair-minded folks

down at the local fairgrounds. Our rates are as appealing .

as our jokes, and we're more affordable than a knockoff

pirate treasure. So why settle for any old plumber

when you can have the harmonious hilarity of

Dan, Robyn, and Nathan? Trust us, folks,

we're the real deal!